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Welcome to the repository of those (in)famous last lines, OOC oopses, and the other bizarre drek that runners spout. This all began with the Militant Flowers, and recording their insanities for posterity, in 1997. Blame them. Shouts out to the old gang. We'll deliver a tulip to Seattle yet! You can vote for quotes using the +/- buttons above each quote.
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Whistler (Elf Weapon Spec) and Tink (Dwarf Rigger) are being paid to protect Mr Johnson's "nephew" from an unknown threat.
GM - "You are in the middle of a very bad neighborhood when the engine dies." Whistler - "Way to go with the shortcut chummer!" Tink - "Working on it!" GM - "Nope it won't start and you see a mob of ghouls lumbering down the street calling out the name of your assignment." Whistler - "Frag it I am popping him a new hoop right between the eyes and duping the body out as I run." Tink - Joining him "Think we can outrun them?" Whistler - "Don't have to outrun them, I just have to outrun you!" Kneecaps Tink. Tink - "Bastich!" Whistler Quote Statistics
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2485 quotes and counting! (0 pending)Updates2009-02-05The SR2 QuoteFile is on a new peppier server (can you tell?) 2007-08-15 Added some stats; scroll down on the righthand side to see number of posts per year. c\'mon folks; let\'s get back to the glory years of 04 and 05! 2007-08-02 Updated RSS feeds! Latest: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?latest Random: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?random Random>0: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?randomgood Top150: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?top150 One Random Quote: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?onegoodrandom 2007-05-07 Database connection restored, you may resume with the shadowrun hilarity. 2007-02-02 The SRQF is 10 YEARS OLD. That's like, 50 in net-years. Here's to 10 more! Keep those quotes and votes coming! 2006-12-11 Wow, even the QuoteFile is targeted by comment spam. Yeesh. 2006-10-16 The database is back up, continue on with the posting! 2006-09-21 Hey guys, sorry for the sporadic quote-approval! I\'m in the midst of grad school so don\'t always have the time to go through your comments. I\'ll try to stay on top better! 2006-03-26 The official browser of the ShadowRun QuoteFile is of course FireFox! 2006-02-26 RSS Feeds are now available! Latest: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?latest Random: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?random Random>0: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?random2 Top25: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?top150 QOTW: http://griffjon.com/sr2/rss.php?qotw I just hacked that together, so let me know if it causes any grief. 2006-02-08 Having begun to receive comment-spam (already? geeze) and a few extra-long quotes, please remember to keep your quotes short, pithy, to-the-point and ShadowRun specific. 2006-01-08 I\'ve disabled flagging since someone/bot/people are seemingly randomly flagging LOTS of quotes, and I am unmotivated to un-flag them. My queue for un-flagging today was 180, and there\'s no \"approve-all\" feature (so I did it in the raw SQL, but still, annoying). If you have a specific problem with a quote, you can email sr2 at griffjon.com , if you think it\'s rated too high, downgrade it yourself ;) 2006-01-06 Whoa! What happened?? I\'ve finally upgraded this to a bash.org-style Quote Management System, which lets us vote for our favorite all-time quotes, and lets me administer the whole thing a lot easier. Hammer around on it and let me know how it goes! Use the navigation bar at the top to see the latest quotes, random quotes, etc. I\'ve imported all the quotes from it (go-go gadget SQL and perl!) 2006-01-04 And the Rash QMS is live! 2005-12-30 Switching to the Rash Quote Management System (http://sourceforge.net/projects/rqms) to make this even more fun, you can now vote on the top quotes, get RSS feeds, and so on. Excitement! |
